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  • Flax
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    347 days ago

    In America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.

    • @2piradians
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      257 days ago

      Silly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg–

      Heavens to betsy, you’re right

    • @[email protected]
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      117 days ago

      I’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company.

      So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        167 days ago

        Be a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.

      • Flax
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        27 days ago

        How expensive is it to raise chickens?

        • @[email protected]
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          27 days ago

          That depends on the value you’re looking to get out of it.

          As pets? Not too bad, and they’re a lot of fun.

          As food? Feed costs money, you need to clean out the coop, depending on where you live you’ll need to protect them (e.g. coyotes, etc), etc. There’s a fair amount of work, such that I estimate it costs quite a bit more than commercially farmed chickens. They do taste better than store bought, but it’s hard to put a number on that.