• @Veedem
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    401 month ago

    At least good ole Tommy Tuberville got his chance to prove he’s a bigger chuckle fuck:

    “You brought to light the vaccines over the last couple years,” Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) said. “I’ve had my first granddaughter here in a couple of weeks and my son and his wife have done their research about vaccines, and she’s not going to be a pin cushion. We’re not going to allow that to happen. But you brought that up… I appreciate you doing that.”

    • @AbidanYre
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      621 month ago

      She’s not going to be a pin cushion, she’s going to be a petri dish.

    • partial_accumen
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      431 month ago

      Possible future headline:

      “Senator Tuberville’s granddaughter dies of preventable Whooping Cough infection from lack of vaccination”

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        451 month ago

        I would not be surprised if he straight up lied about it and they actually are vaccinated.

        • @[email protected]
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          161 month ago

          I believe that’s the agenda. Promote anti-vax to the population so they either die or spend money to stay alive. Meanwhile, all politician’s families and billionaires will be vaccinated against whatever comes along well before it’s made available to the public.

          • Flying Squid
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            31 month ago

            That’s not going to matter if the virus mutates because there’s not enough vaccinated to reach herd immunity.

    • Flying Squid
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      171 month ago

      Tommy Tuberville never gives up a chance to be the stupidest man in the Senate (and that is saying something).

      He also demands his fellow Senators call him “Coach.” And they agree to it!

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        Pretty sure Hastert liked to be called coach while he was in Congress too. Quite the legacy for Tommy to live up to

    • @SarcasticMan
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      101 month ago

      1/2 a pack of Kools says the kid gets whooping cough and they blame sugar.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        Do you have any idea how powerful the sugar lobby is, and how popular sugar is in the south?

    • @[email protected]
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      71 month ago

      Barf.

      Poor baby. I hope that they don’t pay the terrible price for their parents’ stupidity.

    • Skiluros
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      1 month ago

      Is Tuberville lying?

      It’s been a long time since I lived in the US, but I do remember not being convinced by the sincerity of many senior politicians around things such as abortion, free markets and so on. It felt like a ruse to gain/maintain power and promote the interests of whatever oligarchs they were working for.

      One notable example would be local senator Rand Paul promoting the use of ivermectin for COVID a few years ago.

      I had several acquaintances who studied to become doctors. From my interactions with them, I got the impression that the US medical education system was rather demanding and did not allow for random degeneracy.

      I believe Paul finished a highly competitive US medical school, so it is reasonable to assume that the tantrums around using ivermectin for COVID were driven by political considerations. It seems that Paul knew that it was not a legitimate medicine in context of COVID and he knowingly promoted misinformation (and put people at risk) for political gain.

      Is this a similar sort of scheme? i.e. Tuberville’s granddaughter is actually vaccinated and her parents and Tuberville actually support vaccination in private but Tuberville is acting out publicly for political reasons? I am assuming it is not possible to find out whether his granddaughter did or did not get vaccinated (medical privacy).

      Or am I overthinking this?

      • @cubism_pitta
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        101 month ago

        In the grand scheme of things; Whether they are making it up or not enough people eat this up at face value for it to do damage

        That said, I think most of these people are going for political gain.

        I apply the same logic to religious right as well. Trump is the antithesis of nearly every religion’s teachings but I don’t think these religious leaders even believe in their own God.

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          I don’t think these religious leaders even believe in their own God.

          oh, they do. full faith and confidence in the us dollar.

          edit: pulled out parent quote

      • @Kyrgizion
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        31 month ago

        The usual adage is “never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by stupidity”, but in politicians’ cases, I feel this should be reversed.

        • @AbidanYre
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          51 month ago

          Maybe, but Potatotown is also really, really dumb

        • Flying Squid
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          I have literally never heard him say anything that didn’t make me think, “what an idiot.”