• FlashMobOfOne
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    616 hours ago

    Withdraw all of my investment money, hop on a cruise ship, and live in the lap of luxury til I’m ready to die.

    Then I jump off the ship.

    • magnetosphere
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      312 hours ago

      I like your “luxury” attitude, but cruise ships are kinda gross. Crowded, too. Maybe a nice tropical vacation?