Cry because I have accomplished nothing with my life

Heroin!

Given the state of the world these days, 31 days is long enough for at least 3 very particular tasks. Any left over time, I’d probably just be bored and procrasturbate.

On my last day I would find a big cat sanctuary and play with them until they kill me.

Worth it

I was going to say liquidate my investments but to be honest I’m not sure I could even spend all the money in my bank accound in 31 days. I don’t even know what to buy. Beef Jerky and RedBull? I’d probably get my hands on some psychedelics though, maybe even hard drugs. One thing I would do is much more urban offroading with my truck since I no longer need to be worried about my license - or the truck. I’d probably go have a thai massage with a happy ending and try gay sex too because why not.

All in all I don’t think I’d be living that much differently. I already know I’m going to die. I just don’t know when.

Sign up for all of the one-month free trials.

I guess I’ve earned an extra scoop of ice cream.

Ask my wife to take the month off, or quit her job, then spend 25 days doing whatever she wants. The last week we can spend with my family.

31 days of perfect health and then drop dead? Or 31 days of slow, debilitating, crushing agony and pain and then death? I just lost my best friend to perotineal cancer, from diagnosis to her passing was 97 days. She made plans to travel with her daughter, spend time with friends, write a will, etc. but she ended up spending a majority of that time in the hospital on heavy duty narcotics and offer her nut because of them. I don’t think anyone would plan on spending their last 31 days like that but it’s more realistic.

Tldr: do the things you would do with news like this now… Don’t wait until it might be impossible.

Play Super Mario Bros as the second player for 31 days straight.

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go complete aladeen

Prove him wrong and drive my motorcycle into a highway median at top speed 5 minutes later. I’ll be god dammed if I’m gonna let some doctor think he got the better of me.

Luigi

Quit my jobs.

Give my money to loved ones.

Max out my credit cards.

All the drugs. all

Finish stalker 2

Play space engineers and valheim with what time i have left.