• Dharma Curious (he/him)
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      29 hours ago

      I have done this twice! I felt so fucking powerful!

      I also like the game where there’s 1 second left on the clock from the last time you used it and you put something new in, but instead of clearing the clock you hit start and try to press the 30+ button before the initial 1 second timer is finished, thus tricking the microwave into believing that no time has passed, and that you are eternally heating the same cup of soup

      • @[email protected]
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        26 hours ago

        This soup as you now heat it and have heated it, you will have to heat once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every carrot and every potato and every onion and parsley and everything unutterably small or great in your soup will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence.

        • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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          25 hours ago

          And that needs to be a new copy pasta. I don’t know what the context going forward will be, but that needs to be preserved, enshrined in the sanctified and consecrated halls of internetdom.