• @CatZoomies
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    459 hours ago

    Ooh! You sound sexy and I definitely want to be your pen pal! I’ve sent you a DM!

    Also, I have a great business opportunity for you if you’re interested! Have you ever heard of NFTs?

    NFTs went away for a while because of crime and scams, but they fixed all those problems I swear. NFTs are the sexiest investment a sexy person could make, and they’re even better now that the leaders are implementing AI! It’s going to be revolutionary! It’s like E = Mc2, but now it’s E = Mc2 + AI. It’s the bees knees! It’ll make Stephen Hawking blush! I’ll help broker it for you, and if you send me 1 NFT, I will send you 2 back just because I like you.

    Can’t wait for your reply!! ❤️