I didn’t mean for this post to cause a bunch of arguing in the comments =(
I thought this was just some gallows humor (e.g. “Everything’s lovely except that I have to fear for my safety all the time”) type of shitpost that sounded similar to comments I’ve heard from women irl a lot.
Just kill some people if you feel threatened. -Americans
You’re the only person that both cares and can actually take responsibility for your own safety.
Kill some people if you are actually in danger. -Americans
So what are you supposed to do? Call the police? THE POLICE? 🤣
(The American police would shoot the victim, then ask the perp if they’re okay.)
Police SOP: shoot the victim, shoot the perp, shoot a bystander, and for good measure, shoot the bystander’s dog.