@[email protected] to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agoPooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research findswww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1436arrow-down13cross-posted to: news[email protected][email protected]
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minus-squareFlying SquidMlink8•1 year agoIf a genie ever gives me three wishes, one of them will be that I never have to use the bathroom again. I hate every second of it. Maybe the cognitive decline is worth avoiding pooping so often.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•1 year agoBorn to shit, forced to wipe Don’t let them tell you what to do brother
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoThis wish seems ripe for an evil genie to just cause you to fall over dead on the spot and say “well technically…”
If a genie ever gives me three wishes, one of them will be that I never have to use the bathroom again. I hate every second of it. Maybe the cognitive decline is worth avoiding pooping so often.
Born to shit, forced to wipe
Don’t let them tell you what to do brother
This wish seems ripe for an evil genie to just cause you to fall over dead on the spot and say “well technically…”
Just my luck…
It is, I only poop every other day max and its glorious.
You lucky bastard.