• Flying Squid
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    298 hours ago

    Yeah, but the price of eggs will be going down though, right?

    • @[email protected]
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      388 hours ago

      Actually thanks to Trump hamstringing the CDCs attempts to reign in the bird flu outbreak, egg prices are set to skyrocket.

      • @dhork
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        278 hours ago

        Which he will then blame on the birds being too woke. I’m calling it now.

        • @officermike
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          7 hours ago

          We’ll, they were DEI hens. If they only had white male chickens, this wouldn’t have happened.

          • @wjrii
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            107 hours ago

            I can’t fault the logic. No one would have to spend a single penny on eggs.

    • @SarcasticMan
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      167 hours ago

      No, because Biden, who was in cahoots with the egg cartel, used his political voodoo that all Democrats gain after their child adrenochrome infusions in the pizza basement to price-lock eggs and make gas expensive.

    • @[email protected]
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      -43 hours ago

      You’d have to be extremely selfish and a climate denier to think that the price of eggs going up is a bad thing

      • @Telodzrum
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        53 hours ago

        Eggs are the lowest impact animal protein that’s readily available. You’d have to be an actual idiot to think that increased egg costs will result in lower carbon and methane footprints for the average consumer.