Summary
Donald Trump launched a trade war against Canada by imposing a 25% tariff on nearly all Canadian goods, including a 10% levy on energy products.
His action, intended to pressure Canada to curb fentanyl flows, contradicts official trade figures and ignores that most deficits result from American demand for cheaper Canadian oil.
The tariffs, set to remain until Canada complies, could cost billions to Canada’s economy and disrupt $800 billion in annual trade.
Canada is expected to retaliate, forcing Prime Minister Trudeau to respond amid escalating cross-border tensions.
As a corporeal being, fuck this guy.
As a penguin, fuck this guy.
As a confection, fuck this guy.
As a squid, fuck all of you who live above the ocean. Won’t even let me fly out of the water in peace without one of you mammaling all over the place or whatever.
But also, fuck this guy.
As an… ah whatever, fuck this guy anyway.
Grow a spine.
Yeah right, like I’d fill my body with rocks.
grow a pair of abnormally large eyeballs
As a metaphysical reference, fuck this guy.
as a piece of clothing, fuck this guy and the cronies he rode in on.
As a Indigenous Canadian, fuck this guy