• IninewCrow
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    1116 hours ago

    The Emperor will be waltzing around the White House lawn with his orange wang swinging back and forth in the open air and they still won’t say a thing.

      • @WrenFeathersM
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        311 hours ago

        This is WAAAAY more than I’d ever want to read about trump’s little…. baby carrot.

        Can we talk about kittens and bunnies now?

    • Pantsofmagic
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      315 hours ago

      Does he actually spray tan his wang?

    • Lemminary
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      214 hours ago

      Wouldn’t be the first president to do so. 🤭