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    169 hours ago

    Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it

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      169 hours ago

      So, uh. Hi <All>.

      This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

      Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

      ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

      pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.