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Funny how they think using this bland looking girl would trick us instead of using the usual hot girl that’s obviously a bot.
wonder who is the poor girl, possibly oblivious to her photo being sent to everyone like a business card.
I was just baffled by it
LDR don’t work out anyway.
Would love to see how many actually fell for it, highly doubt anyone who did would ever say so.
If I know you’re 100% real, I’m still saying no. I’m here for funny shit not friendships.
Absolutely agree with you my friend
I’m not your friend, pal.
I’m not your pal, mate!
I’m not your buddy, guy!
I’m not your guy, friend
Wait, you’re telling me Nicole the Fediverse girl isn’t real 😱
I do hope you haven’t done anything you might regret.
How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?
Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter won’t deter the techno ninjas amogus!
See?!
Why are you sending nerds your dick?
Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it
What Would France Do? Can’t go wrong.
So, uh. Hi <All>.
This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.
Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.
ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.
pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.
Oh! I got that PM from “Nichole” too! Lemmy’s made the big time!!
A couple of accounts sent out a tonne of PMs. They are getting blocked but banning and removing content doesn’t remove DMs, so folks can delete them or wait for the Admins to run some SQL to remove them.
So… don’t leave us hanging, what’s on the Friendica and Peertube links?
Not much. If it is a spam thing then I suspect that was coming later.
I poked around out of curiosity. The friendica oafe was empty except for one post saying hi. The peertube was live an hour ago or so and had a few comments. I’m currently in bed so didn’t watch it to see if there was any sound. The final link was to some chat room thing that needed a login to get in, and I didn’t feel like making one.
I’m curious what was in hell but not enough to go check myself
Prolly bc Nicole is busy with her pre-health-sciences studies. /s
If you think about it, health science studies is a big enough field, everything that came before that is massive. No wonder she is busy.
We did it!
They didn’t even bother to try and scam us with someone hot. The fake Tinder profiles at least bothered to find some girl on Instagram to steal pictures of.
I think they figured that, as we’ve rejected the attractive popular social media sites, we might be more inclined to go for someone more attainable and on our wavelength. I imagine she’s been hit up with plenty of “what’s your stack? Right answers only! LOL. Kidding. 🤪”.
What’s even weirder is the livestream she was supposedly on. I tried commenting, but there was no answer.
She doesn’t even look polish.
