The Picard ManeuverM to memes • 1 day agoYou might as well go for itimagemessage-square25arrow-up1456arrow-down116
arrow-up1440arrow-down1imageYou might as well go for itThe Picard ManeuverM to memes • 1 day agomessage-square25
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish37•1 day ago“So… uh… we’re all rotting lumps of flesh caught in the gravity well of a floating rock in space. Wanna hang out?” Most the people I dated would have thought that was cool, til around the end of college age.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•17 hours agoMy other trick was, at a party, to sit in a big easy chair and slowly fall asleep while looking at someone I liked. it’s a trick I learned from a cat.
minus-squareOpenStarslinkfedilinkEnglish2•9 hours agoYou should’ve just crawled into my their lap. We literally live on a rock - why not? :-O
“So… uh… we’re all rotting lumps of flesh caught in the gravity well of a floating rock in space. Wanna hang out?”
Most the people I dated would have thought that was cool, til around the end of college age.
That would work on me, at age [hrm prm cough].
My other trick was, at a party, to sit in a big easy chair and slowly fall asleep while looking at someone I liked. it’s a trick I learned from a cat.
You should’ve just crawled into
mytheir lap. We literally live on a rock - why not? :-O