• @[email protected]
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    412 hours ago

    Is there a vaccine for humans against this kind of flu? And will Trump and RFK Jr. ban it and sell Trump Bleach pills instead?

    • Flying Squid
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      14 hours ago

      He won’t ban it. RFK is fine if vaccines cause autism in chickens. As long as he gets to study their skulls.

    • @CharlesDarwinOP
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      411 hours ago

      For H5N1, it seems there are a few vaccines for humans (in addition to vaccinations for poultry):

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H5N1_vaccine

      Some vaccines also exist for use in humans, and others are in testing. As of July 2024 these include Aflunov, Celldemic and Seqirus/Audenz.[8][9]

      …but it seems the RNA ones are not in production yet?

      https://aspr.hhs.gov/H5N1/Pages/mRNA-FAQ.aspx

      Hasn’t been updated in a while, might as well read it before it gets scrubbed…

    • @CharlesDarwinOP
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      212 hours ago

      I’m picturing an assembly line worker putting a Brainwormz-branded UV tube up the asses of chickens as they go by on a conveyor belt…maybe it will align their chakras at the same time and spritz them with essential oils…