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Summary
Secretary of State Marco Rubio declared himself acting head of USAID as employees were locked out and the White House confirmed plans to merge the agency into the State Department.
Elon Musk took control of USAID’s headquarters, email systems, and security access. Musk, with Trump’s approval, is pushing to dismantle the agency, calling it “beyond repair.”
Democrats condemned the move, warning it endangers global aid efforts and benefits U.S. adversaries.
Sen. Brian Schatz vowed to block Trump’s State Department nominees in protest.
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have the authority to do that.
Then again, rules don’t mean shit anymore. So fuck it, I declare myself The Burger King while we’re at it.
I once got busy in one of your bathrooms
Clean your restaurants!
Oooh can you bring back the original Whopper?
Best we got is Impossible Whopper
With Trump/Musk, no whopper is impossible.
Except the one without any nazis
You’re gonna eat your cyberburder and you’re going to LIKE IT
Burger proceeds to accelerate off the table, killing everyone inside
I tried that once. I think I still may be hallucinating from the vast amount of salt I ingested.
Double burger triple whopper
Lose the state and watch them prosper