Hmmm… I wonder if there would be an application for alexithymia, except the glasses would show the likely emotion that the person’s face is displaying. That would be useful and also ripe for comedy. “My meta glasses seem to indicate that you’re angry…” punch

Hey, you owe me thirty dollars for this post.

Heeey, the less we monitor it, the easier it gets to monitor it. That’s a win win!

What’s climate change?

It’s not for no reason, it’s always the same reason. The people in the deepest parts of the slime salute their peers because they can’t face the truth that if they don’t, then nobody will salute them when it’s their turn.

Activation energy is a terrible thing.

If you don’t know where to start, organise something.

Oh so just wrong then

The people who are in positions of power would love for the fiction that we are all rudderless to take hold.

Kinky

That’s a great Jackie Mason

IDGAF rein in your boy Yankee scum

We’ve tried nothing, and we’re all out of ideas

Diarrhude

You’ve never tried a Goldschlager IV bag? Bru…

He superheated it with water, then used a metal device to break it down, then stuck it in a slow-heated combination of several other elements.

Wait, no sorry I’m thinking of taters, precious.

If anyone ever calls you anti Semitic for criticizing Zionists, just tell them you have nothing at all against Akkadians, Phoenicians, Arabs, Hebrews, and Ethiopians who don’t espouse genocidal ideologies.

Cave orgy

About $23T USD currently exists, ~90% of that exists only on ledgers.

The US National Debt is just shy of $40T USD

“Printing” money is an asinine suggestion, considering that trying to repay the National debt would require the US to at least double the amount of currency held digitally, if not triple it.

The entire world’s monetary system is balanced on a needle point.

Oooh, sorry, can’t accept that spelling

no u

Christ that movie didn’t hold up