A thief or thieves managed to steal approximately 100,000 eggs from a truck parked in Pennsylvania, according to a state police report.

The report filed by the Chambersburg Patrol Unit (pdf) says the eggs were stolen out of a distribution trailer shortly before 9 p.m. Saturday.

The theft occurred at Pete and Gerry’s Organic Eggs in Greencastle, Penn., the report says.

  • @aeronmelon
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    457 hours ago

    America is bloody Gotham City now.

    • MeatPilot
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      76 hours ago

      Except instead of a smuggling guns or drugs we are stealing eggs and produce.

      • HubertManne
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        76 hours ago

        I took it to mean gotham has wierdo crimes by the penguin doing things like this rather than standard crimes.