A thief or thieves managed to steal approximately 100,000 eggs from a truck parked in Pennsylvania, according to a state police report.

The report filed by the Chambersburg Patrol Unit (pdf) says the eggs were stolen out of a distribution trailer shortly before 9 p.m. Saturday.

The theft occurred at Pete and Gerry’s Organic Eggs in Greencastle, Penn., the report says.

  • @[email protected]
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    44 hours ago

    Puts the “You don’t make omelette without breaking eggs” French expression in a whole new perspective

  • @taiyang
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    208 hours ago

    How does one fence 100k eggs? Asking for a friend.

    • @[email protected]
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      107 hours ago

      Phone the Guinness Book of Records and ask if anyone has recently shown interest in making the world’s biggest omelette

  • @aeronmelon
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    4710 hours ago

    America is bloody Gotham City now.

    • MeatPilot
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      89 hours ago

      Except instead of a smuggling guns or drugs we are stealing eggs and produce.

      • HubertManne
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        78 hours ago

        I took it to mean gotham has wierdo crimes by the penguin doing things like this rather than standard crimes.

  • @NewNewAccount
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    28 hours ago

    What are they planning on doing with that many eggs? I wonder if it’s a customer or maybe a competitor.