A thief or thieves managed to steal approximately 100,000 eggs from a truck parked in Pennsylvania, according to a state police report.

The report filed by the Chambersburg Patrol Unit (pdf) says the eggs were stolen out of a distribution trailer shortly before 9 p.m. Saturday.

The theft occurred at Pete and Gerry’s Organic Eggs in Greencastle, Penn., the report says.

  • @taiyang
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    185 hours ago

    How does one fence 100k eggs? Asking for a friend.

    • @[email protected]
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      75 hours ago

      Phone the Guinness Book of Records and ask if anyone has recently shown interest in making the world’s biggest omelette