While they’re busy loading your bike, hop into their driver’s seat. If you’re lucky, maybe they left the keys in the ignition, free car! If not, either surprise the fuck out of them and ask “Where are we going?”, or call the law, or just beat the shit out of them, your choice.

  • @[email protected]
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    1219 hours ago

    According to someone I knew in intelligence, a bicycle was used in a successful assassination by utilizing the tubing as a shaped charge that was detonated as the targets vehicle passed. Could be effective.

      • @[email protected]
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        819 hours ago

        Quite possibly! He told me this twenty years ago when I asked him why he was telling me to vary my route. I told him I’m not a target for assassination, though 🤣

        • @sleepmode
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          617 hours ago

          Always be unpredictable. It could save you from getting robbed or mugged.

          • @[email protected]
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            717 hours ago

            That’s what he hit back with! Including kidnapping! I was 16 at the time, and he was a family friend. He was having drinks with my folks and told me he had seen me three times that week at the same place and time. I still think his work made him a bit paranoid, though.

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              616 hours ago

              It’s hard to get out of that mindset once you’re in it and you see what people are capable of.