I heard two people arguing about whether or not someone farted.

  • FuglyDuck
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    66 hours ago

    armed?

    human’s technology is our evolutionary advantage. a single human- even a weak one- could kill a gorilla if it had an appropriate rifle or shotgun.

    unarmed? dude might have a point… I’m not sure a hundred people could fight a gorilla at the same time.

    • @Veedem
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      36 hours ago

      Unarmed lol

      • bizarroland
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        12 hours ago

        “I could take a gorilla easy. What i woukd do is circle around the gorilla, dodging its attacks until it wore itself out then throw it into a sleeper hold until it was down for the count” - some guy who got his shit wrecked by a gorilla

    • @XeroxCool
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      14 hours ago

      They have way more strength muscle and much less endurance muscle. 1v1 x50 followed by 5v1 might work

      • @[email protected]
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        24 hours ago

        Are we talking human-shaped automatons or actual humans? Cause if you tell me I’m up first to 1v1 that gorilla unarmed, I’m noping the fuck out of there.

        • FuglyDuck
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          24 hours ago

          also, I’m not sure we could muster enough strength to actually harm it without some sort of tool.

          I figure after it rips the first guy to shredds, everybody else decides it’s a stupid idea and the gorilla wins by default.