This isn’t the greatest ever, but here’s mine:

Why does the Mississippi flow south?

Because Iowa sucks!

  • THCDenton
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    43 hours ago

    What’s the difference between New York and Los Angeles?

    One is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living, and the other is a town full of assholes that has an outrageous cost of living and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees

    • @superduperpirate
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      32 hours ago

      and has the Yankees. Who suck. Fuck the Yankees

      Lol. My two favorite MLB teams are the one I grew up watching (having lived in many parts of their media market), and whoever is playing the Yankees.