• @[email protected]
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    171 month ago

    That feeling when you wake up Christmas morning to find your chimney all gaped-out and smeared with lube.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      21 month ago

      My father died from a lubed up chimney.

      He slipped and broke his neck and we didn’t find him for days until he started to stink.