• @jaybone
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    331 day ago

    Couldn’t he just eat a star and run the fuck out of there?

    • @Grimy
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      1 day ago

      He would have to live the rest of his days on the run, as an escaped convict. That isn’t a life.

      • @[email protected]
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        36 hours ago

        Don’t want to spoil anything but did you play any of the games? Now you know the backstory. It never was about Princess Peach

        • Flying Squid
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          25 hours ago

          “I’m sorry Mario, but a pardon from the governor is in another castle.”

          • @[email protected]
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            121 minutes ago

            Well, it’s called jump and run game for a reason. Mario Card is a race. See a pattern already?

      • @jaybone
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        141 day ago

        You’d think he could warp zone to a non extradition level.