Polygondenimland to Dull Men's Club • 1 month agoI bought a phone with a heat camera and now I know exactly how hot my pizza isimagemessage-square171arrow-up1709arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1702arrow-down1imageI bought a phone with a heat camera and now I know exactly how hot my pizza isPolygondenimland to Dull Men's Club • 1 month agomessage-square171file-text
minus-squarePolygondenimlandOPlink25•edit-21 month agoUpdate: I sat on the side of the cold bed for 5 minutes
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish14•1 month agoI’m guessing you’re a guy … or you had a heated accident after that hot sauce This is the most thrilling dullness I’ve seen in the community … thank you for your service.
minus-square@varyingExpertise@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglish7•1 month agoAnd that’s how my dog learned that silently sneaking off the couch a few seconds before I entered the room weirdly didn’t cut it anymore one day.
Update: I sat on the side of the cold bed for 5 minutes
I’m guessing you’re a guy … or you had a heated accident after that hot sauce
This is the most thrilling dullness I’ve seen in the community … thank you for your service.
At the very least it’s safe to say I have a scrotum
*a very warm scrotum
And that’s how my dog learned that silently sneaking off the couch a few seconds before I entered the room weirdly didn’t cut it anymore one day.