Anything else I should check?

  • Flying Squid
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    None of these cameras measure things in Kelvin, the only temperature scale that matters. Disappointing.

    • PolygondenimlandOP
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      They do actually, it’s just that they convert it to Celsius right before displaying the value on the screen

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        It doesn’t count if you can’t see it!

        Kelvin is the only legitimate way to measure temperature. Everything else is trivia. Duh.

        Edit: I don’t have time for your downvotes. It’s 277 degrees outside and I don’t have a clean sweater.

  • @Cintari
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    Now, this technology is new to me, but I believe that’s Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to 400 degrees. He’s literally stewing in his own juices!

      • PolygondenimlandOP
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        Love that curious raised ear. Did you also measure how much of a good boy they are?

        • @Agent641
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          “3.8 goodboyes, but that’s as high as the meter go…”

          “3.8, not great, not terrible.”

          Later…

          “It’s not 3 goodboyes, it’s fifteen thousand.”

        • @[email protected]
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          Dog always gets that expression when the beardy dude that lives with him has one of his strange ideas, like in this case waving a blue box with a handle around. Makes no sense at all, but, humans, y’know.

          He is the best boy, of course, no need to measure that. But I verified the low snoot temperature with a snoot boop.

          • @Whats_your_reasoning
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            But I verified the low snoot temperature with a snoot boop.

            I find your methodology intriguing. It merits a thorough peer review. Is anyone willing to boop their pupper snoot and report back on their findings? For science, of course.

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    I have a phone with a thermal imager too!

    I mostly use it to brag to people about how I have a phone with a thermal imager!

    But here is a demonstration that glass will reflect a bit of thermal radiation, but is completely opaque to thermal behind it:

    As long as you aren’t touching the glass, wherein the glass will conduct your thermal signature:

    And then if you take the hand away, the signature remains on the glass for several minutes!

    As a bonus, my phone also has a microscope, and I learned that my facial hair is sometimes triangular:

      • @Agent641
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        Ulefone Armour 27T pro.

        You can even skip some gym days because the bugger weighs half a kilo.

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          I thought I’d need to skip the gym because all my money would go to the phone, but it seems relatively priceworthy.

          • @Agent641
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            The hardware is great but the OS is shit and buggy. Don’t buy Ulefone unless you’re an android expert and know how to force shitty system apps into submission.

  • @whotookkarl
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    Looking for a phone with this, a Geiger counter, and a light spectrum analyzer

    Also a hardware keyboard, headphone jack, and runs Linux

    • @glimse
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      It also needs to be under $50

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        If I’m paying a subscription fee over 10 bucks a month the carrier should subsidize the cost

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          And it must have absolute privacy. Run everything on the phone like a phone carrier and server combined.

    • @[email protected]
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      That office has headphone jack and 2 sim slots, and some physical buttons for using the phone when it’s wet or under water, oh and a laser level, etc

  • @pyre
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    I’m so glad I don’t have one. I can’t imagine the amount of time I’d waste play acting splinter cell.

    too bad they never released a game after chaos theory.

  • @[email protected]
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    Go around the house and look at all your outlets. You’ll find that GFCI outlets put out a small amount of heat. (Something to do with their function that is unavoidable.) Regular outlets that are warm and under no load may require investigation.
    You can also spot heating conduits in walls, roughly figure out what power adapters are not very efficient, and even use them to gauge how well heated blankets and the like are working. I used mine to look at studs in the wall to figure out (well, be certain about) how some old renovations were handled.

  • @NABDad
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    Check where the heat loss is occurring in your house.

  • brat_the_brat
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    How warm do you get before and after your hot drink? Maybe check your cheeks or your mouth.

  • @[email protected]
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    Do you own any “Hot Wheels” toy cars? If so, how hot actually are those wheels?

    In the absence of “Hot Wheels” toy cars, I’d also be interested in other objects which claim to be hot, but likely aren’t i.e. a “Hot Topic” clothing item, or bottle of “Hot Sauce”.

    • PolygondenimlandOP
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      No wheels or topics here, but a whole collection of hot sauces straight from the fridge

      A drop of Tha Bomb: Beyond Insanity on a plate also looks quite disappointing

      However, put some of that straight into my mouth and let me tell you, I’m in a world of regrets right now.

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    You can’t not say what phone has FLIR. Need details please! lol

    There was a discontinued (and discounted) CAT phone I was looking at a while back. The phone itself was mostly unimpressive, but it did have a decent FLIR camera which is why I was looking at it.

  • @Aeri
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    I want a phone with a thermal imager but I’m worried it would be a shit phone if I did because it’ll be a 10 year old industrial affair