• Jack
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    597 hours ago

    Can’t wait for the “the doors will remain locked for the length of the ad” update. /s

    • @crank0271
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      277 hours ago

      The horror I felt at reading this, and not in a sci-fi horror way. In a “watching Black Mirror from three seasons ago and realizing this will happen next year” kind of way.

    • @Dorkyd68
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      116 hours ago

      Just like how tvs, phones and computers won’t stop ads until you make full eye contact with the screen with volume up. It’s not here yet but I bet by 2030 we’ll have must watch ads

      • Possibly linux
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        2 hours ago

        A few years ago I left Google and ads behind for more privacy and freedom. I’m not having many regrets

      • sunzu2
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        46 hours ago

        Please insert the verification can into your anus to continue your scheduled programming

      • @[email protected]
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        14 hours ago

        I’m walking off into the woods if that happens. Dying in a week can’t be worse than that.

        • @lemmy_at_em
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          14 hours ago

          Bold of you to assume there will be any woods by then.

    • @[email protected]
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      24 hours ago

      “Volume control disabled.”

      Then the windows all go opaque so you can’t be distracted by the outside world