• Singletona082
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    926 days ago

    Weigh down a vehicle who’s performance harshly degrades as weight is added, and put it on the battlefield when those batteries have a habit of catching fire.

    WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!

    • @[email protected]
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      435 days ago

      The State Department handles diplomacy. I would expect that the intention is for US diplomats (however many are left after all this) to drive around in these things. I’m sure that will help convince other countries that the US is not at all stupidly corrupt.

      • @disguy_ovahea
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        135 days ago

        Yup. Guarantee Musk gets Trump to replace The Beast with an armored Tesla.

        • @FireRetardant
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          165 days ago

          Which then spontaneously combusts killing Trump, but luckily just before that Trump passes an executive order naming Musk his successor.

          • @disguy_ovahea
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            125 days ago

            If only they heeded your warning, FireRetardant.

      • @[email protected]
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        55 days ago

        Too bad those cars are illegal in Europe.

        So how are they going to do diplomacy over here?

          • St3alth
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            35 days ago

            No worries the hosting country can just revoke the diplomatic protection and arrest them.

          • @[email protected]
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            4 days ago

            “I’ve got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can’t sue!”

            –Peter Griffin parodying “Hammertime”

      • snooggums
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        5 days ago

        I do!

        The sooner it is a shit show the sooner I get to laugh about it.