I keep hearing excuses like “but your highness the entire crop was destroyed and we’re starving” or “but my lord I’m dying of the plague”. Like ok? That sounds like a you problem. Someone has to do all the work around here and that someone’s not going to be me.
Hey, they’re not lazy. These serfs did their best to entertain the Lord with a nice demonstration of their prowess with torches and pitchforks.
Yeah, it’s so cute when they gather in front of the palace with their tiny pitchforks and torches.
“The Pitchforks and The Torches” is my favorite dinner theater show. It’s up there with “Guillotine Dance Routine” and “Headloose.”
So now I gotta big noose
Headloose
Sick of all your abuse
Flee, Louis
Down with the bourgeoisie
Antoinette
Will not live long I bet
Je accuse
Everybody tie a big noose