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Why are serfs so lazy?

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Why are serfs so lazy?

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The Internet in Ancient Times • 2 days ago

I keep hearing excuses like “but your highness the entire crop was destroyed and we’re starving” or “but my lord I’m dying of the plague”. Like ok? That sounds like a you problem. Someone has to do all the work around here and that someone’s not going to be me.

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“The Pitchforks and The Torches” is my favorite dinner theater show. It’s up there with “Guillotine Dance Routine” and “Headloose.”

So now I gotta big noose

Headloose

Sick of all your abuse

Flee, Louis

Down with the bourgeoisie

Antoinette

Will not live long I bet

Je accuse

Everybody tie a big noose

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