In the first research to look at constipation’s impact on the aging brain, scientists have found some concerning links.

  • @o0joshua0o
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    152 years ago

    “Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily,”

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      62 years ago

      So Dasnap is right that pooping exactly twice a day will inevitably make them a supergenius?

      • @Dasnap
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        42 years ago

        I’m a Goldilocks shitter.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          22 years ago

          You should write motivational books about your exploits in succeeding via precision defecation 😂

          • @Dasnap
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            22 years ago

            Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.

    • @victron
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    • Freeman
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      32 years ago

      Compared with people who pooped once a day, constipated participants had significantly worse cognition equivalent to three years more of chronological cognitive aging, the authors found. Increased risk was also found among those who pooped more than twice daily, though these higher odds were small.

      This feels like one of those correlation = causation assumptions.