In the first research to look at constipation’s impact on the aging brain, scientists have found some concerning links.

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    61 year ago

    So Dasnap is right that pooping exactly twice a day will inevitably make them a supergenius?

    • @Dasnap
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      41 year ago

      I’m a Goldilocks shitter.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        21 year ago

        You should write motivational books about your exploits in succeeding via precision defecation 😂

        • @Dasnap
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          21 year ago

          Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.