• [email protected]
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    365 days ago

    Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.

    • @mojofrododojo
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      94 days ago

      as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.

      you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.

      • @[email protected]
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        104 days ago

        There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that’s about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don’t have a dick of my own, and yes, I’m aware that it’s a skill issue.

          • @[email protected]
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            74 days ago

            Every time I’ve ever mentioned that there’s people who do this, the reactions I get from people who have one are… not pleased.

            Actually now that I think about it, I think it’s because most of those folks don’t want to see other people’s Johnsons. I guess there’s not as much overlap between people who have dingalings and people who want to see them as there could be.

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              34 days ago

              I think it’s because most of those folks don’t want to see other people’s Johnsons.

              I mean… Men who like men exist, though I say that as a pan-guy that doesn’t really seek out penis. Not repulsed, they just seem boring. Seeing them dressed up is actually funny and interesting until I get bored

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                4 days ago

                as a humor source, dressing up dongs and nutsacks has potential (gross as I find the organs), but for porn, does it work for people who are into dicks?

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                  34 days ago

                  In my experience, people who like cock and balls generally like looking at cock and balls in porn, if only for help fantasising about playing with said cock and balls. Dressing them up makes them less sexual and more humourous, which someone might be into in the same way as playing “got your nose” with your arse cheeks. Though it’s only funny for a split second when you’re not expecting it, then you actually have to remove the costume in order to access the cock and balls.

        • @mojofrododojo
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          14 days ago

          There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers

          hurk

          • @Rooty
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            44 days ago

            Now now, let’s not kinkshame.

            • @mojofrododojo
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              34 days ago

              you’re right…

              but you gotta know sometimes the hurk is involuntary