OTTAWA - Pierre Poilievre, who has famously spent his 21-year political career vociferously attacking any person or political entity which opposed him, has vowed to "any day now" begin training that same rhetorical fire on the American billionaires currently threatening Canada's sovereignty.
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    Amir Sahib of Vancouver posits, “Sure, Poilievre may have welcomed social media boosting from Elon Musk and encouraged him to build factories in Canada, but that was forever ago, in January 2025.”

    Chin Yu of Halifax suggests, “It can’t be that Poilievre was anticipating support in the upcoming Federal election from a conservative US president as well as social media boosting from an out of control oligarch who has set out to openly topple liberal democracies around the globe. It’s probably Trudeau and the WTO using mind-control beams on him.”

    At press time Pierre Poilievre has postponed his long-awaited unveiling of harsh insults for Donald Trump and Elon Musk, explaining it will be much easier to say such things once Canada is the 51st American state.