• @Lost_My_Mind
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    2917 hours ago

    Actually, I held a baby once. It wasn’t hard at all. It was actually super squishy.

    • Carl
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      115 hours ago

      I was still squishy enough for my mom, to run me over when I was like 9. Only fractured my wrist, and had straw punctured holes all over me. It was fun, and horrifying.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        110 hours ago

        …kinda just feels like this entire comment is just you shoehorning in the fact that your mom ran you over.

        Which is a weird thing to brag about.

        • @[email protected]
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          17 hours ago

          Relevant anecdotes, how to they work?

          Seriously though this is a weird fucking reply dude, who’s bragging?