• @[email protected]
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      176 days ago

      When you were partying, I untangled wires.

      When you were having premarital sex, I mastered cable ties.

      While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated my parts boxes.

      And now that your internet isn’t working and you need a replacement CAT-6 cable, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

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      66 days ago

      I did that once for a move a few years ago.

      I have regretted that decision multiple times as I imagine the bag of cables that used to have the cable I needed…