• @Damionsipher
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    93 days ago

    I’ll take a slow actual water unicorn over some billed fish anyway, regardless of speed.

    • lime!
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      03 days ago

      if a narwhal is a unicorn then so is a warthog

      • @Damionsipher
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        12 days ago

        Narwhals have a single horn sticking out of their face from between their eyes. A Warthog has two tusks sticking out from either side of their mouth. At least their both mammals.

          • @Damionsipher
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            22 days ago

            Fair point. Still more of a horn than a fish bill.

        • lime!
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          12 days ago

          both narwhals and warthogs can have their teeth pierce the tops of their heads as they grow

          • @Damionsipher
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            12 days ago

            Can you explain why every unicorn horn I’ve ever seen much more closely resembles a narwhal tusk than a rhino’s horn? Are unicorn horns even horns?!

            • lime!
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              12 days ago

              narwhal tusks are teeth but rhino horns are hair

              • @Damionsipher
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                12 days ago

                But what about unicorns?! Are they tusks or horns?!

                  • @Damionsipher
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                    11 day ago

                    So, by extension, narwhals are way more similar to unicorns than a fish and perhaps it’s the rhino that’s the odd one out.