• @OldManBOMBIN
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    683 days ago

    First of all, that second url made me chuckle. “Turns up bizarre sea creatures like nothin.” Like, “Check it homie, these fuckin’ scientists are discovering shit like it ain’t nothin’. Shiiiiiiit.”

    Secondly, it makes me think of a baby Old One. Look at it. With it’s lil tentacles and stuff. Gross little creature. Ugh. Praise him.

    • DankOfAmerica
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      93 days ago

      “Yo, dawg. These scientists be out here scraping the floor of the ocean! in Antractica! Whattttt? They finding animals that didn’t even exist before. That’s what’s up.”

    • @satans_methpipe
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      63 days ago

      Considering it’s a clickbait content theft mill run by state actors serving malware ads, of course they will write whatever it takes.

      • @OldManBOMBIN
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        12 days ago

        I just figured it was generated by a script or something, but I gotta say, you should go hide yourself somewhere or something. I think Pops might’ve had enough crystal for a while. Dude needs to chill and take a nap.