• @j4k3
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    33 days ago

    At some point some kids learned they could get food and shelter by peddling the dumb shit their dad made up when they were kids.

    “Daddy, where is uncle Larry after he touched little Susie?”

    He’s burning in hell sweetie.

    “… Are we having bacon tonight daddy?”

    No sweetie. That’s uncle Larry in hell.