• @jordanlund
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    112 days ago

    Sure would be a shame if a bunch of normal people hired them for bachelorette parties and stuff, preventing them from responding to CEO requests.

    Just sayin’… our 15th Wedding Anniversary is coming up, who wouldn’t want an Escalade entourage? ;)

    • Flying SquidOP
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      112 days ago

      That’s who is going to be hiring them though. People who have no need for such security because they were never in any danger to begin with, but had the money to throw away on this either because they’re paranoid or they want to show off.

      CEOs can afford Academi.

      • @jordanlund
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        32 days ago

        They CAN, but they are also notoriously cheap. :)

        I do wonder what this service costs though.