sir_pronoun to Everyday Bingo@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 months agoHave a new crush but every time you sleep like shit next to hermessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareHave a new crush but every time you sleep like shit next to hersir_pronoun to Everyday Bingo@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square3fedilink
minus-squarestr82L linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYep, this. Can’t snore, might fart too loudly.
Yep, this. Can’t snore, might fart too loudly.
Solution: I fart, she snores.