@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 days agoAlso, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1191arrow-down17
arrow-up1184arrow-down1imageAlso, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.works@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 3 days agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish52•3 days ago compact, tactical France Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•2 days agoYour stop signs are more French than the stop signs in France
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•2 days agoThey’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•1 day agoEncore une fois! Avec… émotion! jazz hands
minus-square@[email protected]MlinkfedilinkEnglish20•edit-23 days agoDo you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways? EDIT: If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
minus-square@GraniteMlinkEnglish17•3 days agoI don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•3 days agoWhen I was a little kid I always thought it was a car with legs, lol.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•3 days agoYou need to make them legible so that the invaders know to stop
Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
Your stop signs are more French than the stop signs in France
Arrêt!
What?
Arrêt!
They’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
ARRÊT!
ARRÊT!
Encore une fois! Avec… émotion!
jazz hands
Do you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways?
EDIT:

If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
Don’t forget the folding chair:
I don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
Stupid, sexy
FlandersroadWhen I was a little kid I always thought it was a car with legs, lol.
You need to make them legible so that the invaders know to stop