• Stern
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    2 days ago

    The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we’ll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.

      • @FordBeeblebrox
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        32 days ago

        Agreed, I just hope the flight crew has a trapdoor with a rack of chutes somewhere, they don’t deserve to be punished for being good Airmen

    • @[email protected]
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      142 days ago

      Yeah, they’ll say that no matter how he dies. “Deep state operatives made him eat that fatal cheeseberder on the toilet!”

      • Flying Squid
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        31 day ago

        No matter how he dies, there will be a contingent insisting he isn’t actually dead.

        Some of those insane QAnon people think JFK is still alive. Not JFK, Jr. JFK. Who was born in 1917.

      • @Fedizen
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        72 days ago

        He’ll get the pox and they’ll have to cook up some kind of “ultra super duper deep state, for real this time” to blame it on

      • @Jumpingspiderman
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        42 days ago

        Or, “He died because the CIA has a fatal colonic catastrophe ray”.

    • @hogmomma
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      82 days ago

      Would it be so bad if it was?