• @Zorque
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      11 day ago

      So… you don’t want to touch the grass?

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        1 day ago

        I want to touch dirt. I want mud squishing between my toes and the cool wind whipping over my naked body. I want to feast on wild edibles while I gaze at a sky so full of stars it hurts to look at them. I want my neighbors to have paws and fur and feathers and scales. I want any signs I see to be curiosities or raw materials and to divorce myself from the human concept of time. I want to not see another person for months, and even then they are on a distant hilltop and quickly flee.

        • @Zorque
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          11 day ago

          So… a national park, then?

          • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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            1 day ago

            Even there the signs must be read and obeyed. Imaginary lines in the dirt that I must be aware of.

            And they make me wear clothes.