• Lost_My_Mind
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    2 months ago

    Man, I wish. I used to drink Whiskey and beer all the time. Then my colon said “FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!”. Now the doctors tell me to not do that anymore.

    You want some beer? No, you’ll get cancer.

    Want some cheeseburgers? No, you’ll get cancer.

    Want some potato chips? No, you’ll get cancer.

    Want to drive a Tesla? No, I’m not a nazi. Plus they’re ugly as hell.

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      2 months ago

      Bro brought the blue tick bot comments from Xitter onto here 😂

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      2 months ago

      I can’t even drink anything because I’m literally allergic to alcohol. Any alcohol.

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        2 months ago

        “Hi, it’s iFixit! Today we’re going to clean this old NES cartridge contacts. You’ll need a few Q-Tips, and isopropyl alcohol!”

        “NOOOOOOOO!!!”

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          2 months ago

          Forget allergies, that’s just straight up toxic.