• @cm0002
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    13420 hours ago

    LMAO watch the US be saved by an inability of Muskys frat bois to understand COBOL

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      611 hours ago

      They’d probably just delete the Cobol code since “nobody would use that old stuff anyway”.

    • @[email protected]
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      3417 hours ago

      2016-2020 was the age of too stupid to break everything. Now we’re staring down the barrel of “The files are in the computer?” But the entire US government is the computer.

    • @[email protected]
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      7720 hours ago

      I dont even program and i could’ve told them it was probably a placeholder or default value lol “durrrrrr lot of people in this database were born at the exact same time on the same day in the same year that predates electronic databases, gotta be fraud!!1!1!11”