I got a package the other day from an online order I had made. My wife asked what it was and I joked and said it might be a bomb, some dust with poison or a virus or something. We laughed at the thought but it got me thinking of all the packages I just open without thinking all the time. I would never know it was a bomb until after it went off in my hands.

  • @Remember_the_tooth
    4•12 hours ago

    Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.

    • IninewCrowOPEnglish
      2•6 hours ago

      I’m waiting for the city wide random delivery service that some country will send some day for everyone to enjoy … all 2 million of them all at once.

      • @Remember_the_tooth
        1•5 hours ago

        I think something crazy would have to happen for that to be a possibility. Like, the US President would have to be taking orders from Russia or worse.