cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25960243
dont be a tryhard nerd heres how to be like lightning
- borrow money from your friends and family until they stop talking to you
- lie to doctors
- use a waterpick instead of flossing
- dont wash your hands unless someones watching
- dont get car maintenance and just crash it when you need a new one
- say uh huh every so often when your wife is talking instead of listening
do you know more tips and tricks to be like lightning if so please share them in the comments
reported for rule 10 violation please contact your local authorities for immediate arrest
IM A FREE SPIRIT YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MFER ILL BREAK THE RULES AND CRANK MY HOG AS HARD AS I PLEASE
WHAT DID HE SAY?? I CANT HEAR HIM OVER CRANKIN MY HOG
SAME BROTHER I THINK HE SAID SOMETHING NOT VERY BOMBASS AROOO!!!