• Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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    11 hours ago

    In my thirties and I’ve got some creaks here and there, what all have you guys been doing to your bodies? Usually stuff like this is only when I go too wild at amateur wrestling night as the Shrieking Spud

    • @the_grass_trainer
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      17 hours ago

      Please tell me you have a catchphrase as the Shrieking Spud!😮

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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        16 hours ago

        There are lots of good things to say: “I’ve got my eyes on you”, “This deep fryer ain’t big enough for the two of us”, “You couldn’t mash me if you tried”, “I hope you like your hair starched”. I also put potatoes in my bra to hand to people, they would fly out when I got thrown around too